Quote of the day:
"You stupid bastards. I've been trying to set this up for months. You've just ruined it when it was getting interesting"
This words were uttered by a lady whose gag was removed when police in Holland, supposedly 'freed' the handcuffed, gagged, blindfolded, high-heel-fishnet-stocking clad young woman. "That really is a gun in your pocket officer and I don't think you're very pleased to see me" is probably what the little hussy was thinking.
The road was blocked and her half undressed friend was ordered to lie face down at gunpoint before she kindly cleared up the little misunderstanding. This was meant to be a hassle-free elaborate sex game with real-life motorways and vehicles and everything.
Police had received reports that a young woman was manhandled by three men and bundled at the back of a van. The police, doing what they do, chased the aforementioned van. The 22 police officers , believing they were foiling a kidnap plot, tracked the van for 30km in a helicopter, squad cars and motorbikes, (yes, helicopter, squad cars AND motorbikes). The three men aged 36, 39 and 58 were subsequently freed.
Listen love, I know you're probably a freelance accountant or maybe something twee like a middle-class-yoga-going-wheat- and-gluten-free housewife who thinks about things like the different uses of flaxseed oil, but LOVE, you are not completely guilt-free when it cums to wasting police time, so either set up an elaborate-fantasy club with your own grounds or just stay at home and use your imagination and a battery powered implement like the rest of the world.